puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
1 votes

I don't take offense. Fence thieves will take a fence, though.

1 votes

posted by "Brian Partridge" |
0 votes

Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

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posted by "Leogal" |
$5.00 won 3 votes

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

3 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wildcats3333" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $25.00
posted by "Fitz" |