puns jokes

So a friend of mine recently was killed from a vase breaking over his head. It's such a shame as he was such a smashing individual.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer from the agony of defeat.

I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full".

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."

I just bought a brand new chess set at a pawn shop.