puns jokes

I became a professional fisherman...

But discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

Two clones were standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon, one of them cursing wildly.

The other one, tired of hearing all the profanity, pushed the cursing one into the Canyon.

The police were called and immediately arrested the survivor.

He was charged with “making an obscene clone fall.”

A manufacturer of electric light bulbs was talking to the owner of a theater. "I'd like to supply you with bulbs for your marquee," the manufacturer said, "and it won't cost you a penny. It will enable me to realize a lifelong ambition."

"If I accept the free bulbs," the curious theater manager asked, "will you tell me about this ambition of yours?"

"Certainly," the man said. "It's just that I've always dreamed of seeing my lights up in names!"

A good pun is its own reword.