A Military lab has developed a pizza that boasts a shelf life of three years without being frozen, and now the Week has asked its readers to name this durable dish. Here’s what they came up with:
•Semper Pie
•The Lasting Supper
•In-dough-structible
•Pizza de Resistance
•DeFrigNo!
•Auld Lang Slice
•Eternal Piece
•Grandpapa John’s Pizza
One day, out of the blue, one of my twin boys asked, "Dad, how did you support yourself through college?"
I said, "I was a working student. Initially, a janitor until I got promoted."
"Dad moved up to the second floor," quipped the other.