I once dreamed I was living in the Hilton rent-free...
Talk about having suite dreams!
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.
All I got back were icy stares.
For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears... now he eats everything with sorghums.
Whenever there is an earthquake, the geologists are always quick to find fault!