puns jokes

Whenever there is an earthquake, the geologists are always quick to find fault!

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills...

Those were some dark times...

His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later!

A guy applies for financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the clerk.

"I can't see myself going to work."