puns jokes

If you feel the need to build an ARK because of all the rain, just contact me...

I NOAH guy!

As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind.

She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster.

She shouted, "Slow down, my calves are killing me!"

How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

I once swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.