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Favorite this joke I once swallowed a dictionary.
It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.
How do you compliment...
The Abominable Snowman?
Tell him he’s cool.
A secretary?
Tell her she’s really neat.
A boxer?
Tell him he’s a knock-out.
A surfer?
Tell her she’s swell.
A mail carrier?
Tell him he’s first class.
A demolition crew?
Tell them they did a bang-up job.
A witch?
Tell her she’s charming.
An astronaut?
Tell her she’s out of this world.
A right fielder?
Tell him he’s far-out.
Frankenstein?
Tell him he looks like a new man.
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