What do you call a bite from a zombie? A kill-o-bite.
I know a guy who actually took his first date to a gym... Needless to say, they didn't work out.
What do you call it when a zombie is last to cross the finish line in a marathon? Being dead last.
Is it the end of the world if I do not know the meaning of the word APOCALYPSE?
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