I submitted 10 puns to a pun website to see if I would win the top prize.
No pun in 10 did.
I used to be a mime...
It's only now that I can talk about it.
A perfectionist walks into a bar.
Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory...
I didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice.