puns jokes

I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.

One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, "Well, to make a long story short . . . "

I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.

He asked, "Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?"

I replied, "It does not matter if you Windsor knot, it is how you play the game!"

The other day I held the door open for a clown.

It was a nice jester.

It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist...

But I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.