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Rest In Peace
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Rest In Peace boiled water...

...you will be mist.

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Quiet in the Bowling Alley
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It was so quiet in the bowling alley...

It was so quiet that you COULD hear a pin drop...

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Shocking
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Electricians are always watching the news...

They like to keep up with current events.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Reading Is Good For You
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A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter.

The lion ate only one. Which one and why?

He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's digest and writer's cramp.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |