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A Parsley Farmer
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If a parsley farmer is sued...

Could they garnish his wages?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Mortuary Ad
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I saw this ad for burial plots...

I thought to myself, "That is the last thing I need!"

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posted by "Benjones" |
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1760 Yards Long
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I found a rock that is 1760 yards long...

It must be a MILESTONE!

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posted by "Lumbergranny " |
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Rest In Peace
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Rest In Peace boiled water...

...you will be mist.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |