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Say No To Perforated Paper
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Why are perforations on a piece of paper a bad idea?

Because they're just tearable!

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Norwegian Navy
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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.

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Group Of Singing Dinosaurs
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What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A Tyrannochorus

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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England and Geometry
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Why was England once the geometry capital of the world?

Because it was originally settled by the Angles.

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posted by "Glenn Diamant" |