How do fish find jobs?

They look in the Kelp Wanted section.

Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.

Two accountants go to their credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line-up the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables.

While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?"

Number one replies, "It's that $50 I owe you."