puns jokes

I'm really good at being lazy...

In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I should expect a-trophy.

I got a job working in a hay field.

After one day I bailed.

Did you hear about the woman who started dating rakes?

Yeah, she fell on hard tines.

Recently I experienced muscle pain after installing a sound-deadening device on my car's exhaust system...

The doctor diagnosed it as a case of muffler cramps.