You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!
Who do you call?
You call a tow truck!
What do you call it when you put all your borrowed money in a single place, isolated from all your other money?
A loan to gather.... [Alone Together]
Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.
"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.
So she went out with a little moron.