puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!

Who do you call?

You call a tow truck!

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posted by "Quantum321" |
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What do you call it when you put all your borrowed money in a single place, isolated from all your other money?

A loan to gather.... [Alone Together]

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posted by "9jme" |
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Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.

So she went out with a little moron.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |