puns jokes

Why did the watch make a quick trip to the dry cleaners?

It was pressed for time!

My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them.

I had to turn her in to the authorities....

For money laundering.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite car make?

Han-Die.

What do Tic-Tacs say each other when they can't freshen someone's breath?

"It's time to bring in reinforce-mints!"