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Google is so useless...

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.

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posted by "barber7796" |

My house is haunted by a ghostwriter...

Last night, I came home and my autobiography had been written.

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posted by "chandana" |

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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posted by "chandana" |

I applied for a job as a weatherman, but my knowledge of meteorology was a little cloudy.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |