I tripped on an ax, I fell and broke my tooth.
It wasn't intentional.
It was ax-dental.
I was in the supermarket the other day and suddenly I got hit in the head with a can of soda...
I'm so glad it was a soft drink!
I tried to flip my house last week...
All I got for it was three herniated discs!
Velcro... what a rip off!