puns jokes

My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them.

I had to turn her in to the authorities....

For money laundering.

What is Kylo Ren's favorite car make?

Han-Die.

What do Tic-Tacs say each other when they can't freshen someone's breath?

"It's time to bring in reinforce-mints!"

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.

After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now,"

Bill replied, "I stand corrected!"