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If You Lend An Item
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If person A lends an item to person B...

And person B returns it...

Then later, person B wants to borrow it again, but this time person A refuses...

Is person A, relentless?

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Toothless Bear
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A Gummy-Bear.

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posted by "goldeneaster" |
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Dinosaur Car Crash
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What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?

T-Rex!

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No Time Off
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Why doesn't The Mummy take vacations?

He's afraid he'll relax and unwind.

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posted by "wadejagz" |