What has a bottom at its top? A pair of legs!
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? They ended in a tie.
A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my-newt.”
What did the Police Officer say to the woman who was sleeping? "Ma'am, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I have to take you in. You're under a rest."
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