At the diner, my breakfast arrived with only three sausages instead of the usual four. The waitress explained that the cook had dropped one and was making another.
Soon the cook dashed out of the kitchen. "Here you are," he announced. "It's the missing link!"
One skeleton says to the other your a nobody.
I submitted 10 puns to a pun website to see if I would win the top prize.
No pun in 10 did.