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How can you simultaneously claim that an Indian flat bread both exists and doesn't exist?

By saying, "There's naan there."

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posted by "zieglarnatta" |

What kind of aspirin works best in the freezing cold of winter?

Coated aspirin

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |

Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary...

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous!

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posted by "srg" |

I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.

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posted by "stee" |