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People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...

Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |

What do you call an egotistical person serving a prison sentence?

An I-con.

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A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach...

His condition is now stable.

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There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaners I passed by.

It read: "So-and-So Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years!"

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |