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The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice willing to work long, hard hours.

He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.”

The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith.

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posted by "Mary" |
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As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.

I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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posted by "stee" |
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Last year I entered a Halloween costume contest as Quasimodo.

I didn't win.

I have a "hunch" that I'll be "back" this year.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What does a bullfighter try to do?

Avoidable

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posted by "iamacutie" |