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Can't Make Up Its Mind
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A may-bee!

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posted by "kellymario" |
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Atomically Lost
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An atom loses an electron…

It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them!”

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posted by "Adie Peter" |
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May I Say A Word?
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A woman sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and ask, "Do you mind if I say a word?"

"No, go right ahead," the woman replies.

The man stands and clears his throat, then says "Plethora" and sits back down.

"Thanks," the woman says, "that means a lot."

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posted by "danmug" |
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How Many
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How many people can fit in a beach?

ThouSANDS and ThouSANDS...

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |