puns jokes

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I once swallowed a dictionary.

It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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How do you compliment...

The Abominable Snowman?
Tell him he’s cool.

A secretary?
Tell her she’s really neat.

A boxer?
Tell him he’s a knock-out.

A surfer?
Tell her she’s swell.

A mail carrier?
Tell him he’s first class.

A demolition crew?
Tell them they did a bang-up job.

A witch?
Tell her she’s charming.

An astronaut?
Tell her she’s out of this world.

A right fielder?
Tell him he’s far-out.

Frankenstein?
Tell him he looks like a new man.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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I was playing badminton.

So I took some classes and they are paying off.

Now, I play goodminton.

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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What is a dentist's favorite day to shop?

Plaque-Friday!

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |