In laughter the 'L' comes first...
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
But his brother Frank was a monster!
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his high water bill...
So I sent him a “Get 'Well' Soon” card.