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Category: "Puns"
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My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”

I know he means well.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

6 votes

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it...

Guess I really am... Independent!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |