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Stolen Glasses
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To the person who stole my glasses...

I will find you, I have contacts!

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Mime School
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After our son graduated from high school, he went to a school to learn how to be a mime.

We haven't heard from him since...

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Two Monkeys Share
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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Counting Her Own Eggs
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |