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Tristan Cook

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Member Since : Jul, 2019
# of jokes posted : 12
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 22.00
3 votes

To the person who stole my glasses...

I will find you, I have contacts!

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Tristan Cook" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

Mom smiled and then replied, "Oh I remember!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Tristan Cook" |
$7.00 won 7 votes

A secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you."

"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once."

"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not sterile."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Tristan Cook" |