Why was the eagle in handcuffs?
The police thought he was a flight risk!
Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
They’re, there, their.
I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.
To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.
My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”
I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”