puns jokes

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store...

Clothes, but no cigar.