puns jokes

What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?

Sea-kelp!

I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I don't feel I'm fit enough for the job...

I’ve handed in my 'Too Weak' notice.

I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of Cheddar at me.

Outraged, I shouted: “Well that’s not very mature, is it?!”

We cannot allow this year to end!

That would be admitting that 2021!!!