Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion.
My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start, but I made it!
A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.
“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”
Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
Thereisnospacebar.