puns jokes

What do you see when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?

U.C.L.A...

The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down...

But it was arson.

I got called pretty today...

The full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.

I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry...

He had selfie steam issues.