What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
Her: "I don't even know what the cloning machine does?"
Me: "Well, that makes two of us."
I made a graph of all my past relationships...
It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
“You’ve given me one too many.”
“That one is a freebie.”