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Counting Her Own Eggs
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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Cloning Machine
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Her: "I don't even know what the cloning machine does?"

Me: "Well, that makes two of us."

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Past Relationships
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I made a graph of all my past relationships...

It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Twelve Bees
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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

“You’ve given me one too many.”

“That one is a freebie.”

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |