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Favorite this joke My neighbor was afraid to grow a fruit tree.
I told him to grow a pear.
A woman drove to a parking garage searching for an open space, but she found none.
Then she noticed a couple walking just ahead. She slowly pulled alongside them and rolled down her window. She called out hopefully, "Going out?"
"No," the man said, "we're just friends."
When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying.
It’s Trudeau.
I threw a ball for my dog...
It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
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