puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
3 votes

A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach.

The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red, too.

"Oh no!" he says. "I've been marooned!"

3 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

Joe: "I know the capital of North Carolina."

Sam: "Really?"

Joe: "No, Raleigh."

2 votes

posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.

8 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...

I was like 0mg!

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |