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My Obese Parrot
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Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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Throat Lozenge
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We regret to inform you that the inventor of the throat lozenge has passed away.

There will be no coffin at his funeral!

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A Buddy Boat
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What do you call a boat full of buddies?

A friend-ship.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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A Wizard's Scrolls
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A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...

Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |