puns jokes

A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game.

He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.

The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going!"

I went back home last week and happened to see one of my old teachers, Mrs. Turtle.

She was a bit odd, but tortoise well.