puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?

Tree: Wood you please?

Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?

Tree: I'm stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |
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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN...

They get really upset.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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80% of my couch fell on my foot today...

...ouch!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |