puns jokes

My twin brother called me from prison.

He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”

A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace.

But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once!

Isn't that a real niece lapper?

There can be 100 people in a room...

And 99 won't slap you, but one Will.