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Get The Spider Out
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My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......

So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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If You Drive A Subaru
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If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U-R-A-BUS!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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My Parrot Came Back
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"Mommy, Mommy, my lost parrot Enza has returned home!"

"Oh Freddy, that's wonderful!, what happened?"

"Well, my window was open and in flew Enza!"

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posted by "Dave M." |
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A Lot Of Money
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I recently came into a lot of money...

and that's why I got fired from the bank.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |