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It never fails...

Cashiers are always checking me out.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...

Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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What do you call an egotistical person serving a prison sentence?

An I-con.

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posted by "Freddie" |
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A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach...

His condition is now stable.

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posted by "wadejagz" |