puns jokes

Writing my name in cursive...

It's my signature move!

A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy."

Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well, damn.