puns jokes

Two guys are driving in the countryside. One says, "Tiger Wood... isn't he famous or something?"

"Yeah, I think he plays golf or something."

"Does he have a brother named Fire who's in jail?"

"I don't know. Why?"

"I just saw a sign that said 'FREE FIRE WOOD!'"

I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.

He looked at me and said, "Me, How?"

Today I learned that if you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat...

Because it's cap-sized!