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Mime School
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After our son graduated from high school, he went to a school to learn how to be a mime.

We haven't heard from him since...

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Two Monkeys Share
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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

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Counting Her Own Eggs
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What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

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Cloning Machine
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Her: "I don't even know what the cloning machine does?"

Me: "Well, that makes two of us."

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