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Last To Die
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When you die, which part of your body is LAST to die?

Your eyes... they dilate!

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Put It On the Shopping List
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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Turn Around
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My GPS just told me to turn around...

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.

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They Were Everywhere
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...

I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.

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posted by "ELECTION " |