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Favorite this joke I made a graph of all my past relationships...
It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.
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I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
“You’ve given me one too many.”
“That one is a freebie.”
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A bunch of ellipses, a cylinder, and some lines are hanging around together talking:
The ellipses, “Hey, we’re leaves!”
The long cylinder, “And I’m a trunk.”
The lines, “I guess we’re branches.”
They arrange themselves accordingly. Euclid comes along, sits down next to the shapes, and asks what they are.
The shapes respond, “Gee, I’m a tree!”
Why is 68 afraid of 70?
Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.
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