puns jokes

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic.

Before crowbars were invented...

...most crows drank at home by themselves.