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Pulled A Muscle
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I pulled a muscle digging for gold...

No worries though, it's just a miner injury.

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Passive Aggressive Club
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The first rule of passive aggressive club is...

You know what, nevermind. It’s fine.

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Bad Anxiety
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I have a phobia of German sausages...

Yes, I fear the wurst!

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The Speaking Clock
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The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |