puns jokes

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris-sites!

Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly, and three polars...

It's the bear minimum.

My son is studying to become a lawyer, so I texted him...

"If you tickle a man to death by accident... is it manslaughter???

Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...

.... and not "griefcase."