I'm sitting in a cafeteria next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
I've just turned down a job delivering for my local fruit and veg shop.
They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.
Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate...
And we’ve been married for more than 20 years.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.