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Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.

Doc: It's ok, they're benign.

Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis?"

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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How many bones are in a human hand?

A handful.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver...

Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |