puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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A fly feels a bug on its back.

"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?" the fly asks.

"I 'might' be," giggles the mite.

"That's the worst pun I've ever heard," groans the fly.

"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly..."

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posted by "Benjones" |
$5.00 won 8 votes

Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Why was the eagle in handcuffs?

The police thought he was a flight risk!

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |