puns jokes

I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN...

They get really upset.

80% of my couch fell on my foot today...

...ouch!

Her: “Why do we need walkie-talkies? Our relationship is over.”

Me: “Our relationship is what? Over.”