I wanted to do a pun on Sodium, but Na.....
"I don't like insect puns."
"Really? Why not?"
"I don't know, they just bug me."
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
Google is so useless...
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.