puns jokes

I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...

I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!

My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.

So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever!

There is a guy stealing iPhones around town...

At some point he’s going to face time!

What is muffins spelled backwards?

Exactly what you do when you take them out the oven.