A guy gets shipwrecked and washes up on a beach.
The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. He's shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn dark red, too.
"Oh no!" he says. "I've been marooned!"
Joe: "I know the capital of North Carolina."
Sam: "Really?"
Joe: "No, Raleigh."
Her: What do you do?
Me: I race cars.
Her: Do you win many races?
Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.
I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...
I was like 0mg!