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I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.

He asked, "Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?"

I replied, "It does not matter if you Windsor knot, it is how you play the game!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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The other day I held the door open for a clown.

It was a nice jester.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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It's been my life long vision to become an optometrist...

But I just couldn't see a way to make it happen.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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I'm really good at being lazy...

In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I should expect a-trophy.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |