puns jokes

What do you call it when you mix alcohol and American Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9...

The odds were against me.

Shop assistant: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small.

Shop assistant: You didn't even try it on?

Psychic: I'm a medium.

I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone...

I got two dollars and fifteen cents back in 'climate change'.