We all know Albert Einstein was a genius...
But his brother Frank was a monster!
My friend Jay had twin girls recently and he wanted to name them after him...
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his high water bill...
So I sent him a “Get 'Well' Soon” card.
Two windmills are in a field. One asks, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other one says, "Well, I’m a big metal fan."