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Favorite this joke It was so quiet in the bowling alley...
It was so quiet that you COULD hear a pin drop...
Electricians are always watching the news...
They like to keep up with current events.
A lion was walking in the jungle and met two men. One is sitting on a rock reading a book and the other is working at a typewriter.
The lion ate only one. Which one and why?
He ate the man reading the book because everyone knows that reader's digest and writer's cramp.
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.
Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
It was a brief case.
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